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First thing Monday morning, the president* dropped by his favorite electric teevee show, the Fox News Channel’s mega-hit Three Dolts On A Divan, to deliver his formal response to the stories that popped over the weekend about whether or not he’s opened a branch office of the Kremlin on Pennsylvania Avenue. This is what you do if you’re President* of the United States and you suddenly discover that the gas lights are growing dim.

ESQUIRE;

 

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